Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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