I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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