my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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