ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Come share oat with me in your robe
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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