See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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