i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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