It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
...so i touched it.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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