Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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