No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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