Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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