i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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