I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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