of course. lets lasso hookers.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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