Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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