You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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