At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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