it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
