I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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