she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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