i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
It was like giving head to a cactus.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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