i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
