Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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