it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Randomize
