dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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