Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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