I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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