i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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