If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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