awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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