She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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