So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
The air was thick with penises
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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