A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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