Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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