so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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