wat bout pragnant strippers??
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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