haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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