he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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