OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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