so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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