Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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