I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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