So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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