My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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