I don't think brook has ever known best
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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