Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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