Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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