love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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