On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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