hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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