Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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