she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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